Potty Mouth Driver Mom
Today and many other days I might add,I proved to my two younger daughters that I am a little intolerant of bad drivers. In fact it could be said that I am alot intolerant. I personally thought that I was getting better as I aged. According to middle DD this is not so. Today, Aimee decided that I might have multiple personalities and one of them is Potty Mouth Driver Mom!
I guess I'm a little bit funny about driving and the rules and courtesies of the road. I believe that a) someone merging on to the highway has the right to do so and drivers that speed up, lock on to the bumper in front of them to block you from doing so are ignorant a**holes! b) that if you are making a left hand turn into the local McD's and there is a turning lane, you should move the hell over you Mcdonald's eating c*cksucker and get the hell out of my way! c)if I am in the slow lane of the highway then there is probably a reason....I'm going the speed limit dumbf*ck and you can pass me! d)if I am in the middle lane going 20 km's over the speed limit already and you don't fricking like it pass me jackoff! I really could go on and on! Maybe I do suffer from a little road rage, but I haven't followed anyone all the way to their parking spot just to scream at them for cutting me off in many years! I have learned that it is more ladylike and safe (you never can tell who might have a gun out there!) to name call and use the universal sign language in the privacy of my own vehicle. For this I have been renamed Potty Mouth Driver Mom! Ahhh, things could be worse I suppose!
Anyway this led me to doing some research on the web for interesting personality disorder tests and these are the results of the most recent one that's been going around.
May the road you travel always be clear of stupid*ss drivers!
TTYL
I guess I'm a little bit funny about driving and the rules and courtesies of the road. I believe that a) someone merging on to the highway has the right to do so and drivers that speed up, lock on to the bumper in front of them to block you from doing so are ignorant a**holes! b) that if you are making a left hand turn into the local McD's and there is a turning lane, you should move the hell over you Mcdonald's eating c*cksucker and get the hell out of my way! c)if I am in the slow lane of the highway then there is probably a reason....I'm going the speed limit dumbf*ck and you can pass me! d)if I am in the middle lane going 20 km's over the speed limit already and you don't fricking like it pass me jackoff! I really could go on and on! Maybe I do suffer from a little road rage, but I haven't followed anyone all the way to their parking spot just to scream at them for cutting me off in many years! I have learned that it is more ladylike and safe (you never can tell who might have a gun out there!) to name call and use the universal sign language in the privacy of my own vehicle. For this I have been renamed Potty Mouth Driver Mom! Ahhh, things could be worse I suppose!
Anyway this led me to doing some research on the web for interesting personality disorder tests and these are the results of the most recent one that's been going around.
You May Be a Bit Borderline ... |
 Your mood swings make a roller coaster look tame! When you're up, you're a little bit crazy... And when you're down, your whole world is crashing Scary thing is, these moods can change by the minute! |
May the road you travel always be clear of stupid*ss drivers!
TTYL
posted by Anonymous at 1:00 am
1 Comments:
Hey Ma,
Funny thing is, I am most interested in borderlines. Not so funny thing is that borderlines have the highest suicide rate of any mental health disorder. Another funny thing...Courtney Love (my teenage idol) is the poster woman for borderlines...wierd
I still love you even though you are a little scary in the car.
xoxo
DD 2
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