Such a Deer
No that wasn't a spelling error! I really meant DEER!
What I should have said was DAMN DEER! Please tell me what you were doing on highway 403 at 1:15 am on Saturday night!
If you had just been grazing in the woods taking care of little Bambi, I wouldn't have hit your big ass!!
So there you have it, while traveling home from an evening out with a friend I hit and possibly killed a deer with my van.
Score: Van 0
Deer 1 (possibly 0 if I in fact killed the damn thing. We don't really know because after I hit it I may actually have totally lost my mind and I don't even remember what happened until I pulled over to the side of the highway to call police/cry and get angry...all in that order.)
We went looking for the deer to no avail. It's quite possible that it ran off into the nearby woods to die or possibly it jumped back on to the highway further up the road only to be hit again by a little black Mercedes that limped over to where we were waiting for the OPP to show up. He had also hit a deer...his died!
Anyway, I'm fine....I will live. We'll see what the insurance adjuster has to say.
I'll keep you posted!
Luv Lin
What I should have said was DAMN DEER! Please tell me what you were doing on highway 403 at 1:15 am on Saturday night!
If you had just been grazing in the woods taking care of little Bambi, I wouldn't have hit your big ass!!
So there you have it, while traveling home from an evening out with a friend I hit and possibly killed a deer with my van.
Score: Van 0
Deer 1 (possibly 0 if I in fact killed the damn thing. We don't really know because after I hit it I may actually have totally lost my mind and I don't even remember what happened until I pulled over to the side of the highway to call police/cry and get angry...all in that order.)
We went looking for the deer to no avail. It's quite possible that it ran off into the nearby woods to die or possibly it jumped back on to the highway further up the road only to be hit again by a little black Mercedes that limped over to where we were waiting for the OPP to show up. He had also hit a deer...his died!
Anyway, I'm fine....I will live. We'll see what the insurance adjuster has to say.
I'll keep you posted!
Luv Lin
posted by Anonymous at 3:17 pm
1 Comments:
YUCK! I hit a deer once....and it obliterated my car. I probably would have been less pissed though if i hadn't seen him hop off to the woods. He lived and my car died.
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