All men created equally......as bad!
I know that in the recent past I've ranted about the various men in my life...my husband (the Donk), my FIL and now I'm gonna have to add the husbands of my friends, one of the boys of summer (hubby's softball team) and my boss.
These are all men I truly care about. I have enormous amounts of respect for all of them in various aspects, however, in some areas they are just plain DUMB!
For all of you that are thinking that I'm going the way of Dooce and getting myself in trouble with all those relationships above...nah...I've told them all how I feel. But really I need to blog because I clearly don't think anything I have said today or on any other occasion has really sunk in!
I have one friend that is newly married (less than 5 years)and struggling with the difficulty of helping to raise a step-daughter and her new little on. She's doing a fab job and instead of getting praise from her Donk, all she's getting these days is grief.
My Friend CF works hard, is a great wife, an excellent Mom/StepMom and an even better Friend. She deserves good things and I know that once her husband gets that air conditioner installed, his brain will recuperate from the frying effects of the heat and he will start to appreciate her like he should!
My Friend KD and her family were very brave accepting her husband (also my friend)the "Rude Crass Bigot Potty Mouth Wonder" into their family. One day this Donk will get his, when he must explain his monstrous ways to the Children's Protective Service that comes to remove his little ones from his care! LOL...they won't take babies away they will simply shake head and kneel down before the brave woman, his wife, that puts up with his absolutely abhorrent ways! Deep down he's really a kind, loving and caring kind of guy...he just has no idea of what boundaries are for!
Now Superstar Softball boy MA, here's a great one. He's done permanent injury to his shoulder and it will require surgery. He is in constant pain. He is a dumbass and refuses to just sit on the sidelines and join the girls to cheer on the team.."OH NO, I gotta play..the Doctor told me it can't get any worse..." Well let me tell you Mister...You have two little girls that need their Daddy's full attention and that's gonna be real tough to dole out to 2 when you only got one working arm! Take a rest my friend! Stop being a DONK!
Last but not least my boss....really this man is amazingly smart! He has many degrees, has been in my industry for many years! He is the best Boss an employee could have, except he has way too much on his plate and has little time to look at anything but the big picture. That would be okay if he would just leave the day to day happenings to me. So Boss, seriously if I need your assistance I'll come to your door and ask!
It is proven that in general women use all the faculties that are provided to them. We can multi-task like a "motha" and are not afraid to ask for directions if required. All this we do with compassion and much love.
BOYS ARE DUMB and that's the TRUTH!
These are all men I truly care about. I have enormous amounts of respect for all of them in various aspects, however, in some areas they are just plain DUMB!
For all of you that are thinking that I'm going the way of Dooce and getting myself in trouble with all those relationships above...nah...I've told them all how I feel. But really I need to blog because I clearly don't think anything I have said today or on any other occasion has really sunk in!
I have one friend that is newly married (less than 5 years)and struggling with the difficulty of helping to raise a step-daughter and her new little on. She's doing a fab job and instead of getting praise from her Donk, all she's getting these days is grief.
My Friend CF works hard, is a great wife, an excellent Mom/StepMom and an even better Friend. She deserves good things and I know that once her husband gets that air conditioner installed, his brain will recuperate from the frying effects of the heat and he will start to appreciate her like he should!
My Friend KD and her family were very brave accepting her husband (also my friend)the "Rude Crass Bigot Potty Mouth Wonder" into their family. One day this Donk will get his, when he must explain his monstrous ways to the Children's Protective Service that comes to remove his little ones from his care! LOL...they won't take babies away they will simply shake head and kneel down before the brave woman, his wife, that puts up with his absolutely abhorrent ways! Deep down he's really a kind, loving and caring kind of guy...he just has no idea of what boundaries are for!
Now Superstar Softball boy MA, here's a great one. He's done permanent injury to his shoulder and it will require surgery. He is in constant pain. He is a dumbass and refuses to just sit on the sidelines and join the girls to cheer on the team.."OH NO, I gotta play..the Doctor told me it can't get any worse..." Well let me tell you Mister...You have two little girls that need their Daddy's full attention and that's gonna be real tough to dole out to 2 when you only got one working arm! Take a rest my friend! Stop being a DONK!
Last but not least my boss....really this man is amazingly smart! He has many degrees, has been in my industry for many years! He is the best Boss an employee could have, except he has way too much on his plate and has little time to look at anything but the big picture. That would be okay if he would just leave the day to day happenings to me. So Boss, seriously if I need your assistance I'll come to your door and ask!
It is proven that in general women use all the faculties that are provided to them. We can multi-task like a "motha" and are not afraid to ask for directions if required. All this we do with compassion and much love.
BOYS ARE DUMB and that's the TRUTH!
posted by Anonymous at 4:30 pm
2 Comments:
Thanks for the praise my friend...I appreciate your kind words. Unfortunately though, I think it will take more than an air conditioner to repair my donk's brain. I'm leaning more towards a total lobotomy to bring him back to the once upon a time days of worship!!!
Thanks too for recognizing my life with a beastly hubby.
You are my mentor and I your grasshopper...think about that.
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